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Again, second entry of the day. I am working my brain at college like a lunatic - is this why my "CREATIVE OVERFLOW" is "OVERFLOWING" with extra journalling at the moment?

I have a hive on my face - too much sugar perhaps? - and I apologised to that arrogant young man today. He now has a name. We had a long and amicable philosophical debate centred on the nature of time. He accepted my apology with grace, and for his part, tried to assure me that underneath all that arrogance is a very humble young man, nay, a humble puppy of some kind, dancing about with a red sponge ball amidst heaps of toilet paper. Unconvincing, but I like him despite myself. I wait with anticipation to see how he speaks to the lecturer in the next seminar.

The hive is asserting its presence as I type but I will not gratify it with scratches.

On scratch talk, I have discovered a new evil; spiral bound notepads. The one in my shoulder bag bites my hand every time I stick it in to retrieve something. I may render it unemployed and go in search of a glue-bound notebook. TAKE IT WIRY McSCRATCHY.

My excellent staple study-buddy, D, who is just learning to drive, gave me a lift home today. It's always a bit of an adventure driving with D, you never know what she's going to do next. Turning at a junction is somewhat of a stressful affair - she makes me feel as though getting home is a survival task. I love it. She makes me feel like I have ACHIEVED. OH YES. I MADE IT HOME, DESPITE THE TRIALS.

It is Friday night - time to let the old probervial hair down (although as I am bald as a coot this may pose difficulties HA HA GOTCHA I DO HAVE HAIR) and put the books and laptop aweh. FIRMLY AWEH. For tomorrow I arise at le crack of dawn to write a dull essay on The Wasteland which I expect to take a solid twelve hours work.

I'm just not into that.

Posted by neuro-praxis on November 5, 2004 07:28 PM, in the category Rhythm Worries
Comments

D is a staple?

Crikey.

Posted by: David Barrett at November 5, 2004 11:34 PM

HAVE YOU BEEN WASHED IN THE SAVING BLOOD?

This? Made me laugh so hard for a minute I couldn't breathe.
Your 'neurohumour' cracks me so consistently up.

I like the safety pin too. If only you had one in real life and you could lance that nasty hive right off your face lol :-0!!!!1111.,oh the blud is evrywhere!

Posted by: Anonymous at November 7, 2004 01:06 AM

Claire you're such a loser!

You could have had a nemesis! I'd fucking kill to have a nemesis. Perhaps I should kill some kids parents and then deposit him an some form of martial arts monastery and wait around a bit.

But that sounds like lots of WORK!

You could have had a nemesis for free! Now instead of being able to narrow your eyes in anger everytime he walks past, you nod and smile and say hello. What fucking good is that to anybody?

You could have spent every day of the rest of your time in college filled with a heady mix of righteous hatred.

You LOSER!

Posted by: Rossa at November 8, 2004 05:16 PM

You're SO "right" ROSSA.

Thanks a MILLION for your "hefty advice" about SOCIAL GRACES.

On board IT HAS BEEN "TAKEN".

: ( I don't understand myself.

Posted by: neuro at November 8, 2004 07:51 PM

Yeah you stick with me, everyone will hate you in no time.

Posted by: Rossa at November 8, 2004 10:24 PM