November 07, 2004

Come Into the Closet With Us

[embee] (yore blog has me laughing)
[embee] "I have smeared the walls with blood in order to make it feel more homey"

[neuro_praxis] HAVE YOU?
[neuro_praxis] FREAK

[embee] HAHA
[embee] I did that once when I was wee. I cut my knee open after falling over, and I went into the kitvhen and started fingerpainting on the front of the fridge with my own blood.

[neuro_praxis] YUM
[neuro_praxis] did your mother make you lick it off?

[embee] No, but as punishment she made me eat carrots.

[neuro_praxis] do you know any good blogs btw?

[embee] embee.blogspot.com

[neuro_praxis] BEEN THERE ITS BRUTAL
[neuro_praxis] http://neuro-praxis.blogspot.com/

[embee] whats this gheyness

[neuro_praxis] WOTSIT LUK LIKE

[embee] ITS GOT DOTS IN TEH bACKGROUND OMG TBH

[neuro_praxis] I'm plugging you all over the gaff lady

[embee] PLugging me? That sounds alarmingly sexual.

[neuro_praxis] Yes :(
[neuro_praxis] anal cramming etc
[neuro_praxis] FANCY A BAG OF HAMMERS?

[embee] I hope all your intellectual chums arent reading my blog and going "Haha! LOOK AT CLAIRES UNEDUCATED DROOLING HICK CHUM FROM THE BOG?!!?!? HOW QUEER! IT WRITES! IT EXHILARATES! IT EXCITES!"
[embee] I am always up for Hammers.
[embee] Apart from Jack hammers.
[embee] Arrogant bastards.

[neuro_praxis] lol
[neuro_praxis] they find your blog hilarious, especially the gerry ryan letters
[neuro_praxis] besides your intelligence obvious-ates itself in your entries

[embee] OBVIOUS-ATES
[embee] HA!¬!!!"!!¬¬!¬!!!!!111111two
[embee] There might be a doomy entry on the waty.
[embee] And Im not talking about anal cramming.

[neuro_praxis] why not
[neuro_praxis] SUCH A TABOO
[neuro_praxis] BE OPEN ABOUT YOUR HAMMER UP THE BUM FETISHES
[neuro_praxis] BE FREE

[embee] Anal cramming it is !
* embee clix New Post :O

[neuro_praxis] hey can I quote this conversation in my blog?

[embee] Absolutely.

[neuro_praxis] not all of it obviously
[neuro_praxis] say something funny for the camera

[embee] I stuck a chip up my nose earlier.

[neuro_praxis] GOLD
[neuro_praxis] PURE GOLD

[embee] A la A Fish Called Wanda.
[embee] But it BROKE IN HALF.
[embee] And there is some TUBER PARTICLE IN MY FACE.

[neuro_praxis] I just checked and there is no blog entry up
[neuro_praxis] YOU LIED
[neuro_praxis] LIAR

[embee] (22:12:12) (embee) There might be a doomy entry on the waty.
[embee] KEYWORDS
[embee] MIGHT

[neuro_praxis] ON THE waty?

[embee] ON THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[neuro_praxis] LA LA
[neuro_praxis] sing it sister

[embee] Hello, you stultifyingly stupid bastards.
[embee] FIRST LINE OF MY NEW ENTRY

[neuro_praxis] you talking to me?

[embee] start as I mean to go on tbh

[neuro_praxis] i don't see anybody else here

[embee] PUBLISHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[embee] or... "publishing in progress"
[embee] GHEY

[neuro_praxis] CAN'T WAIT

[embee] done
[embee] it sucks
[embee] but it DOES mention CRAMMING
[embee] OF THE ANAL VARIETY

* neuro_praxis reads journal entry

[embee] its ghay like George Michael

[neuro_praxis] NOT YOUR FINEST WORK I'LL ADMIT
[neuro_praxis] amusing nonetheless
[neuro_praxis] :D

[embee] My brain is empty
[embee] Devoid of wit.
[embee] I would write to Gerry, but I cant think of a TOPIC.
[embee] GIVE me a topic.

* neuro_praxis thinks hard

[embee] Good lassie.
[neuro_praxis] IT HURTS
[neuro_praxis] IT HURTS

[embee] IT BURNS AAAH MY EYES etc

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And so on and so forth.

God bless us, every one.

Posted by neuro-praxis on November 7, 2004 10:33 PM, in the category Mouldy Curtains