OH GOD THIS IS EXCITING
Today, MAJOR dreamo spectaculario-ho-ho was realised for LuckyHusband and LuckyMe:
**!!CAR!!**
Yus!
I can't say much more. WE GETTED ONE AND WE OWNS IT!
It's wunna dese, so tis. 1994, dark green, Ford Escort in PERFECT I say PERFECT NICK. Only ours is a five door, not a three, like the crummy one in the pitcher there.
We searched and we hunted; we ran about with binoculars on and waving sticks about and all we saw were GREAT HEAPING PILES OF STEAMING CAR JUNK for which people wanted muchos moulos. NO WAY HOSEA.
Then we found this BUTE (short for beauty - classic Dublin-man-saying e.g., "Cwooaarr, that's a bute!") and now we have excessive freedom for going to the cinema late at night. I AM UNREASONABLY DELIRIOUS ABOUT THIS.
We have named it "Aiya" which is Arabic for "God's blessed gift". Slightly fancy for a Ford Escort but that's what she is. : )
There is an ad on the television for lipstick that acts like a tattoo. It seems that once it's on, it stays on. I must drive to the chemist to get one at once because GOODNESS KNOWS THAT'S WHAT A GIRL NEEDS. You would certainly want to put it on straight. And what if it got on your teeth? There are endless problems with this "tattoo lipstick". Rimmell or l'Oreal or whoever are obviously a bunch of lime-sucking idiots.
SCREW BUSES HURRAH
Sweet. You can also veto people who call shotgun and leave them sobbing. Sobbing.
Posted by: Rossa at November 8, 2004 10:23 PMShotgun. With shotgun. By shotgun.
Posted by: David Barrett at November 8, 2004 10:46 PMOh look, you can come visit now with cake and phials of blood!
Posted by: Sorcha, hey. at November 9, 2004 12:45 AMBuckets, Sorcha... buckets.
Posted by: David Barrett at November 9, 2004 12:54 AMWhen I get a car, I'm calling it "Shotgun". I'll rig it with a microphone, so that when people call out "shotgun!" the car replies "YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO, SHITBRICK. I WAS ASLEEP." and other forms of abuse.
Posted by: David Barrett at November 10, 2004 12:18 AM