Perhaps it is in the bathroom? I never check the bathroom but it is inevitably where I encounter lost keys, glasses, books and cooking utensils.

K is in Luton, doing work-related things. I am in Kilcock, doing tv-related things. Actually I almost never watch tv. I simply sit at the window with my binoculars, like some kind of pervert.

Now I embark on the arduous task of locating for K a birthday gift. Stop one: the town dump.