I Can Win Board Games If I Want To
DOES THAT FISH REALLY NEED THAT BICYCLE
The question is , does that fish have absolutely no other other way of getting to its destination? Surely it can take a taxi, or, if its "legs" are capable of cycling, can't they manage a toddle? This is why I have problems with bastard fish.
Speaking of fish, I love that there is a non-sexual product called the Orgasmatron. I first noticed its existence in the infamous Argos catalogue, and was sorry to see this year that it is no longer being advertised. Perhaps its naughty name was to blame? (I believe I may have the genesis of an emotional poem there.) They now advertise the updated version, with an equally snazzy but less erotic name: the Heebeejeebee Head Massager. Also available in Argos. Thank God.
K has had hiccups for the last two hours, and not even a surprise leap from the usually very calm and dependable Mags made them go away. We are resigning ourselves to the possibility of a lifetime with hiccups. (I believe I may have the genesis of an idea for a touching sitcom there.) Mags is looking up cures online, so K is busy munching spoonfuls of sugar, drinking cups of mustard, eating slices of dry bread and pushing facial pressure points for thirty seconds, at her whim.
Actually, she's probably just having a little fun with him.
QUOTE 1 OF THE DAY
"Either that kid's got a lightbulb up his butt or his colon got a really good idea."
QUOTE 2 OF THE DAY
"The courageous story of one woman who performs a perfect hula with just one leg!"
There's been a board game extravaganza in my household recently (due to the influx of Christmas presents) and I wish to confirm that there will be no unconfirmation of the information relating to whether I did or did not perform to a poor or high standard in said extravaganza...I would like to it be not known that I was not not losing but I have nothing to hide and so there are the facts: plain and simple.
Now I go. I apologise for briefness. I need to bash the straw before 3am at least one night this week. Oiche mhaith.
neuro-praxis -- So Popular And Very Busy It Might Make You Nauseous
Posted by neuro-praxis on January 6, 2005 12:09 AM, in the category Bargain Bin