Swallowing Misery In Just Two Chews
I found out today how much chilli is too much chilli. I made a paste for a stir fry by blending several cloves of garlic, an onion, a nugget of ginger and four red chillis. With some orange juice. And now my husband is dead. But before he died his eyes bled.
All that happened to me was my sinuses cleared up. Score.
Speaking of clear sinuses, if you suffer from the kinds of nasal blockages that I do, taking a hasty glance at the website of my good pal Philip should clear them up nicely for you. Make sure to explore all links. It's a thing of rare beauty. It certainly brought a tear to mine eye.
On the topic of talented web designers, I had a brief chat with Dave earlier. Dave's main ambition is to make all vegetarians turn omnivore again. He'll achieve this by saying that if they don't eat a burger, he'll kill a puppy.
[Dave] I had an idea for a song about "Joey".
[neuro_praxis] Joey who?
[Dave] "Joey", the new hit TV sensation starring Matt LeBlanc!
[neuro_praxis] Oh.
[neuro_praxis] I didn't see the first episode.
[Dave] Well, I hate to spoil it for you, but the joke is that Joey is stupid.
[neuro_praxis] AH HA HA HA.
[neuro_praxis] yeu surrprized meh!!
[Dave] There is a man, he lives in my TV
[Dave] His name is Joey
[Dave] He is really dumb
[Dave] That is the joke
[Dave] El O El.
[Dave] That's the first verse.
[neuro_praxis] Brilliant.
[neuro_praxis] Keep going.
[Dave] I think the chorus will be "El O El" repeated a couple of times.
[Dave] There is a woman, she lives in my TV
[Dave] The sister of Joey
[Dave] She too is dumb
[Dave] Again, the joke
[Dave] El O El
[neuro_praxis]...
[neuro_praxis] The tune better be good.
[Dave] BURN.
[Dave] You're mean.
[neuro_praxis] No.
[neuro_praxis] I'm tactless.
[neuro_praxis] On purpose.
[neuro_praxis] Oh.
[neuro_praxis] I guess you're right.
[neuro_praxis] Savour the moment.
neuro-praxis -- Collecting Her Widow's Pension With Gusto
Posted by neuro-praxis on January 6, 2005 08:43 PM, in the category Teriyaki Steak
There was so much chilli I cried. Then the tears had so much chilli in them I went blind. I am typing this comment with the help of a monkey I call Bastard.
Posted by: Zoomtard at January 7, 2005 12:35 AMYOU HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD PRAISE THE LORD!!
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 7, 2005 01:12 AMYou're called "Bleeding Eyes Zoomtard" from now on.
Posted by: David Barrett at January 7, 2005 01:26 AMWhich talented web designer decided on the puke coloured blog?
Howzat for tact!
Posted by: mr_angry at January 7, 2005 11:49 AMMe. It was me.
I am not tied to the puke.
What do you recommend?
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 7, 2005 02:14 PMIN YOUR FACE ANGRY MAN.
We shall fight on the fields of Nagraback. The tin-foil axe shall hew another victim.
Posted by: David Barrett at January 7, 2005 10:10 PM