Ode To The Creme Egg
Ode To The Creme Egg
by neuro-praxis
Your skin glows like the Malteser,
blossoms delicious as the Riesen in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your chocolate-flute voice
and leaps like a chicken at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great hen wing.
I am comforted by your gown that I carry into the twilight
of cadbury's creme eggbeams and hold next to my torso.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of fondant.
As my arm falls from my silk pyjamas,
it reminds me of your chocolate.
In the quiet, I listen for the last swish of the day.
My heated hand leaps to my glove.
I wait in the moonlight for your secret
creaminess so that we may eat as one,
hand to hand, in search of the magnificient
brown and mystical confectionary of love.
*click click click*
Posted by neuro-praxis on January 13, 2005 09:08 PM, in the category Children, Pets, Guests
Three words for you: Creme Egg Omelette.
Posted by: David Barrett at January 14, 2005 12:35 AMI like the way you think.
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 14, 2005 10:27 AMTruly neuro is the literary equivalent of Mr. T.
Posted by: honest bob at January 15, 2005 06:10 PM'I pity tha fool', etc.
jesus yer stone mad, i can see where yer all coming from though...how do you eat urs....
Posted by: sheila at January 17, 2005 07:06 PMYour spelling of Creme Egg is getting me down. Way down. Many of my friends have written various odes/tributes/hymns to Creme Eggs; and yes, some have contained incorrect spelling. But you're the only person I know as anally retentive about grammar as I am. So I felt your mispelling called for a comment. I know this must be hard to hear but believe me: it hurt even more to read your continuous mispelling.
Posted by: stig at January 26, 2005 03:46 PMI hope we can still be friends.
Dear neuro
Normally i enjoy your blog but was very upset by the entry you posted involving "cream" eggs. I am a Creme Egg and was very hurt by the the event: I trust you will take it down.
Thanks,
[Name withheld]
Posted by: mack at January 26, 2005 04:22 PMWell, my peteens, I did wonder bout that old thar spelling. I shall remedy it all, thus making you look like fools.
Enjoy your future being ridiculed about irrelevancies!
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 26, 2005 05:19 PM