We Left The External Examiner Gagged and Bound in the Corner
And he liked it.
Well now.
I have completed five of my six exams, GOLD STAR FOR ME PLEASE. Well actually, I should probably be collecting my silver star right now, and get the gold one when I have completed the sixth.
PET HATE
The way that people from the north pronounce "sixth" as SICKTH. Wtf? Sickth? I'll sickth you in a minute, you sickth bathtard.
I'm giddy. I did two exams today and am running on a few moments of sleep snatched between them. Hey, who needs to sleep during the night? That scarf I'm knitting is getting quite long.
Ah, who am I kidding? That scarf is probably eight inches long right now. You can knit and you can knit, all through the night, while your husband interrupts your knitting with incoherent mumblings (yes, he's a night talker), but damnit, that scarf just doesn't get long fast enough.
We are pondering the possibility of a date tonight. I am desperately in need of some decompression. To quote the god of teenage boys, I am so tight that if you stuck a piece of coal up my arse in a week you'd have a diamond.
Of course, he said "ass" and not "arse", because a four letter word was too expensive for such a small budget movie.
Also he wasn't talking about me. He was talking about Cameron, his best friend. But that's not what's important. What's important is that my diamond manufacturing business is finally underway. Soon I will be rich, rich enough to afford sixteen letter words in my movies.
neuro-praxis -- Will Be Back Hopefully With Quality
Posted by neuro-praxis on January 17, 2005 06:17 PM, in the category Teriyaki Steak
What a ehrm lovely! image. I've always wondered what would happen if you stuck a diamond up your behind, but sadly being poor I've only been able to experiment with rubies.
Posted by: hmmm at January 17, 2005 06:51 PMNo no NO.
You stick COAL up your arse, not diamonds. What do you think I am, made of money?
I don't have diamonds to be wasting on sticking up my bottom.
Your brane must be nothing more than mashed potatoes, my potato friend.
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 17, 2005 06:55 PMIt brings a whole new aspect back to that anal plugging conversation that we did all enjoy back in the days of yore.
And people who are anally rhetentive will seem valuable all of a sudden. Everybody say "Aw".
Posted by: mr_angry at January 17, 2005 07:14 PMTsk, everyone uses coal to create diamonds, I want to know what happens if you use diamonds in the first place.
This is like a German explaining a joke. "First I vill explain the joke, zen I vill tell you ze.."
Who got us onto this silly topic complete with racial abuse, I'm shocked.
Posted by: hmmm at January 17, 2005 07:48 PMBrane?
Posted by: debo at January 18, 2005 12:59 PMYes, BRANE. Tis that greyish lump inside your skull. You may or may not have employed its services in passing your Latin exam, or whatever language it is that you're studying.
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 18, 2005 01:04 PMok then SMARTBUM, whats a brain?
Posted by: debo at January 18, 2005 11:23 PMA "brain" is that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord.
Duh.
When's our date by the way?
Posted by: neuro-praxis at January 19, 2005 04:36 PMwhenever you want hun ;)
Posted by: debo at January 19, 2005 05:55 PM