January 27, 2005

A Little Older, A Little Wiser

WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY NEURO

That one cent pieces bounce well on the pavement but that two cent pieces bounce badly, and are best kept for throwing into the river and making wishes that will inevitably come true, causing the earth to internally combust semi-silently, like a terrible, terrible fart.

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY NEURO

I spent most of today with Lydia, who does not read this blog. FINE LYDIA, FINE. She is my oldest friend (but not for much longer). Her brother (a wee fellow of 22) and his wife have just had a baby a few days ago and I flittered away my afternoon adoring him. I even wiped his bottom free of faeces. The baby's bottom, not Lydia's 22 year old brother's. You sick pervert. The baby is exceptionally beautiful but can neither tell jokes nor make a decent cup of tea, so I've definitely had better company.

OTHER STUFF

I ate good Mexican food but the best bit was the free eskimo mint at the end. Oh, it was so minty and crunchy. Mmm. And free, yeah.

I walked around a lot today. Now I'm tired. Car is good, *grunt*.

I listened to the Cocteau Twins cd some more: Adrian owns it. Man, it's no wonder you're depressed. They're some melancholic bastards. Good, though.

There's more but I can't get it out in a way that won't sear you with boredom. Dully-dull Dullpants here needs her beauty sleep. (Have you seen the state of me?) Badly.

neuro-praxis -- Not Into Budgeting

Posted by neuro-praxis on January 27, 2005 12:31 AM, in the category Limb Infections