February 03, 2005
Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Over The Cuckoo's Nest
I returned to college this week only to discover that each and every one of my classmates had developed wings. This is both
- very surprising and
- rather upsetting
as it seems that I am the only one who cannot fly, and am beginning to feel rather insecure about it. I went home on Tuesday evening and sat down with a heap of cardboard from the recycling bin, lots of tape and a bed sheet, and set about constructing a pair of wings for myself, but as expected, they don't work. My only option now to regain the respect of my peers is to purchase some RyanAir flights to Prague and wave them in their faces. (They can't fly for more than a few minutes at a time.)
neuro-praxis -- Walking On Hair
Posted by neuro-praxis on February 3, 2005 09:42 PM, in the category Bargain Bin
I think you're lying.
And if you're looking to regain the respect of your peers, the best way is some execution-style killings of those who oppose you.
Posted by: David Barrett at February 3, 2005 09:49 PMPfft. Wings? At least you have a blog, you lucky sod. I've got a nice 404 message.
Maybe I should make myself one of these fancy-pants independant blog thingamyjigs. With a bit of custom software and web design of course. I don't want to get tied into JustHalf's evil lock-in technology. My blog will serve no-one. Except me of course. Then I will be king.
mr_angry -- hungover and soft in the head.
Posted by: mr_angry at February 4, 2005 04:09 PMYou know, you could always go around with an Always Ultra stuck to your forehead.
Those crazy kids at college would be so jealous.
Posted by: embee at February 5, 2005 06:22 PM