I know, I know. The increasing length in delays between entries has been reported to be causing bowel cancer in my readers. Thank you all for your emails, and my sincerest apologies for the life threatening diseases. I have been away for the last few days on a Women's Weekend^TM and, if you'll pardon my French, it was rather fab. And here we all are, wet, exhausted and cheerful after our canoeing. That's me, first on the far left.

No, not really. Those are some random chicks I found on the internet. Unfortunately there are no photographs of me personally in existence, as in pictures, I appear as a standing lamp (unlit). This is simply one of life's little mysteries.

For example, here is me on my eighteenth birthday in my parents' living room.

It's an unfortunate but fascinating fact. Another unfortunate but fascinating fact is that the "movie" Dodgeball which I am currently viewing, is an acclaimed "comedy". Pah. It's about as funny as a bowl of lukewarm pea soup with a boiled egg in the middle.

neuro-praxis -- Coasting On Noice Pitchers But Will Try Harder Soon