<moan> I am SOOOO busy. </moan>

Soon, my pretties, there will be a new entry for your perusal. First, though, I must endure an embarassing tutorial on the subject of something that I have failed to read. Unfortunately the tutor knows my name so I will be forced to bluff and blag my way through some manner of a critical analysis on something about which I have not the faintest idea.

And now; now, I learn how to poach an egg. An adventure twill be! I have to do it because my friend who lives on a farm brought me four fresh eggs straight from the hen's arse! She brought them in a Rolo ice-cream carton. Imagine my disappointment when I opened it to discover four hen-shitty eggs wrapped in old newspaper! THAT WAS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I will be back in a few hours, you complaining bastards.

neuro-praxis -- Not Tipping Her Nose With Her Tongue