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HAPPY WORLD pi DAY

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Yes. It is March 14th again, that special day of the year...14/3...the day when nerdy mathematicians shit their cacks in excitement about numbers "doing" certain things (as though a number were an active thing and not a suicide inducing mind-bender of a concept).

All would be well in NeurolandTM if I hadn't just heard Damien Rice's weedy old lungs belching out the backing vocals to a song on the new Tori Amos album. I can only hope upon hope that he forgets she's touring here and doesn't make it to the gig (what with the buses from Celbridge being so infrequent and all that). The fact that he is now dating Renée Zellweger is scary; he used to sit next to me occasionally on the bus into town, his hair frighteningly askew in that asymmetrical way that only just got cool recently. It makes all men look gay. Renée was spotted a while back, racing through Celbridge after a dog.

What the hell is going on with the world?

I am too tired to keep writing: I spent the day as an assistant at a science camp in NUI Maynooth and boy, are school kids noiser than college students. I had to have several of them put down.


neuro-praxis -- Generally Your Friend But Not The Love Of Your Life

Posted by neuro-praxis on March 14, 2005 11:42 PM, in the category Bargain Bin
Comments

Reneé used to be the love of my life. But our email d'alliance ended when she said that she would never be seen dead in Leixlip.

That Damien Rice and his oh-so-posh Celbridge roots is so darned lucky!

Posted by: Zoomtard at March 14, 2005 11:48 PM

Outside I laugh, but inside I weep.

I will always play second fiddle to that horrible woman.

Posted by: neuro-praxis at March 14, 2005 11:53 PM

second fiddle?take up the banjo,can't help but get you noticed.

Posted by: tommy at March 15, 2005 12:00 AM

I bring my drumkit with me everywhere I go.

I guess I go unnoticed because I'm so short.

A frighteningly small 5 feet 11 inches. : ' (

Posted by: neuro-praxis at March 15, 2005 12:05 AM

You must be still growing. For crying out loud, I've been stuck as a stump of a man for years! It's not fair!

Posted by: John at March 15, 2005 02:35 AM

"stump of a man"

rofl!

Posted by: neuro-praxis at March 15, 2005 12:14 PM

You had so many opportunities to rid the world of Damien cunting Rice and you failed us all, Neuro.

I hope you're happy.

38% for you. Oh yes.

Posted by: Twenty Major at March 16, 2005 08:44 AM

38!!

You couldn't bring your measley self to offer me but the meagre 2% it would have taken for me to pass?

What a bastard you are.

What a bastard.

Posted by: neuro-praxis at March 16, 2005 11:47 AM