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October 23, 2005

Exclamation!

HELLO! I am going to Franceland! Soon! I am not packed! I also have a many things to do before leaving! It is very late at night and I am as crumbly as a mushed meringue! I am excited! Maybe a bit beered up and hysterical from exhaustion! HA HA HA HA HA!

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SCHEDULE FOR TOMORRER

  1. Leading worship at church
  2. Having delicious lunch with church peoples
  3. Winning award of some kind (maybe Nobel for literature? I fancy that)
  4. Cleaning house
  5. Ironing and packing
  6. Developing effective cure for advanced cancer
  7. Robbing food from in-laws
  8. Sleeping like a baby that's been knocked unconscious
  9. Eating dried apricots, hundreds of them, in under 30 seconds
  10. Getting into air bullet ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM
  11. Landing in Cheeseandwineland
  12. Resting, at top speed, non-stop, for many days

Phew!

In other news, I continue to love my husband very much, who is so smart it gives me jaundice. ALSO, I am reading We Need To Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver, and it OWNS ME. Read it. At once! Before all the paper in the world rots!

Fact: I bought nine pairs of knickers today! Of all kinds and colours. The thrill was quite unparallelled. I also purchased a sack, for wearing. I also failed in a mission to buy new boots. My old ones are full of gashes. They cry when I wear them; I cry when I wear them; it's a destructive relationship. One of us has got to go. The bad news is, those boots were made for walking. And that's just what they'll do. One of these days those boots will go in the wheelie bin.


neuro-praxis -- Giving Up Altogether

Posted by neuro-praxis on October 23, 2005 01:09 AM, in the category Bargain Bin
Comments

Woman. You make this "marriage of convienience" act harder to maintain everyday.

Classic punchline at the end. Its so nice when you hit keys on your computer instead of my pretty face.

It has reached past 1am. Argh. This kind of things would never happen in Franceland.

Posted by: Husband at October 23, 2005 01:15 AM

Your feckin mad.. so ya are.

Posted by: dubtom at October 25, 2005 01:38 PM

delighted to hear about your impending (or current?) franceland adventure. i need to ask, though, that you do not forget the little neuro supporters and write again soon.
handy tip - fill the cracks with polyfilla and make those slacking boots of yours last that little bit longer.

OG - full of great ideas

Posted by: OG at October 27, 2005 05:03 PM

Are you two feckers still in the land of onions?

Posted by: embee at October 28, 2005 09:34 PM

I cannot help but notice that it has been quite some time since your last pithy and enlightening blog. Whilst I am not in the least bit impatient, I do urge you to submit a new entry under section 42 paragraph B of the Blog User's manual which clearly states that you are under compunction to write a reply. Just because you have been dancing around with strings of onions whilst wearing black beret's and singing 'frere Jacque' does not give you cause to so callously disregard those who sit in gloomy office blocks folding paper.
demandingly, OG

Posted by: OG at November 7, 2005 05:49 PM