December 24, 2005
Has Been
Has Been
It is Christmas eve and my house is a total disaster area and my husband has a trapped nerve in his right shoulder. Also, my mother hates me! This is not how Christmas is on the tv! Where is my dog and the open fire and stuff? And why did the stupid company not deliver the present I ordered months ago for my sister in law?
Also, when are those angels going to shut their filthy little mouths and quit that singing outside my window? PISS OFF ANGEL SHITS.
On the upside, William Shatner is here and I have eaten one third of a box of After Eights. It was an accident.
neuro-praxis -- Not A Polaroid
Posted by neuro-praxis on December 24, 2005 05:26 PM, in the category Bargain Bin
Hey, if my Christmas was going any better, would I be surfing your site on Christmas Day?!
Join the crappy Christmas club, we make paper mache Bill Clinton figurines and eat mince pies laced with brandy to dull the nagging sensation of joylessness.
O.G - listening to her brother singing Damo Rice (and occasionally harmonizing)
Posted by: O.G at December 25, 2005 04:08 PM