Recent Neuro Blunders:

1. Believing that a bundle of clothes at work was the dog, and addressing the clothes by saying, "Hi Molly" and then petting them.
2. Pouring an entire box of fruit and fibre breakfast cereal on the floor of the passenger seat in our car.
3. Carefully packing my glasses for work (without which I can do nothing) and then promptly leaving them behind, rendering my having turned up for work a waste of everybody's time.
4. Deeming the barbeque I lit a failure, as it simply wasn't heating, then removing all food from the barbeque and cooking it in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the barbeque took it upon itself to glow red and develop a wonderfully hot cooking temperature while I struggled inside with burgers in the frying pan, cursing, loudly.
5. Agreeing to edit the church magazine.
6. Forgetting my own name while I was at my own book signing.

The last one is a lie but sure it makes no difference; nobody reads this drivel and if they do, they're nothing but lousy racists.

neuro-praxis -- Max. 4x SPEED