Two posts in one day. The second gets a D grade from me though as really, who cares? (Me!)

1. Your name spelled backwards: sixarp oruen
2. Where were your parents born? 10 Downing Street. Both of them. Loooong story.
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Smut. No, not smut. Um. My laptop is dead and my firewall in work is resistant to downloads. In the way that the pants I am wearing are resistant to flame. Flame retardant pants. For slow-mindeds who might burn themselves.
4. What's your favorite restaurant? Curry
5. Last time you swam in a pool? It was...in Offaly. In some hotel that left a free biscuit in my bedroom.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? Have I? You bet your bottom euro I have. I wowed children and grown-ups alike in my roles as the lion in the Wizard of Oz and the narrator in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. I was so tall for my age in the latter that all the parents thought the school had hired me. Post show, my friends' parents asked me, "So, do you do this for a living?" Cue me shrugging and running off to play Mosh.
7. How many kids do you want? Depends what for? And what colour?
8. Type of music you dislike most? Cat
9. Are you registered to vote? Once a week
10. Do you have cable? Around 2 metres
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? Only on a motorbike. I was 14. He was 40 and not a relative. This is true.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Hello, is that the Adams family? Yes? Can I speak to Morticia please? Hello, operator. I'd like a Big Mac and large fries please. And can I have that to go, I'm in a hurry. Hello Samaritans? I'm thinking of killing myself lol
13. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? What day is this happening?
14. Furthest place you ever travelled? This is such a stupid question. Furthest from where?
15. Do you have a garden? Yes it is on my windowsill, it is rosemary in a pot.
16. What's your favorite comic strip? Don't like manga porn.
17. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Doesn't it go, let's shoot some British soldiers, la la?
18. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower in morning - this is not a preference.
19. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Driving Lessons, yeah!
20. Favorite pizza topping? Paperclip
21. Crisps or popcorn?Ahhhh, this is tough. I am the Savoury Queen. Popcorn *if* and only if it is homemade and smothered in melty butter. Otherwise, crisps every time, particularly chilli flavoured ones. Oh. Oh.
22. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Sexist! I use some sort of clear stuff - Juicy Lips or something. Despite its cheap tart name it's quite dear.
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What?
24. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? I don't think you've seen me.
25. Orange Juice or apple? God, would you be consistent with your capital letters?
26. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. No wait! I went out to dinner with 14 relatives and we ate in a restaurant in Westport and I ate a burger that was bigger than my head.
27. Favorite type chocolate bar? Curry
28. When was the last time you voted at the polls? Shut up.
29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Probably at the same time that I was sewing together a patchwork quilt and making my own bread.
30. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes, for being the best at everything.
31. Are you a good cook? If by good you mean bad, then yes.
32. Do you know how to pump your own gas? No, but I can put petrol in a car. In theory.
33. Ever order an article from an infomercial? I actually did once. I wish I hadn't.
34. Sprite or 7-up? Whatever you're serving: I'm not rude. "Oh, sorry, no thanks kind host, I only drink the other leading brand which tastes the same and is actually made by the same company."
35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Sweet Mary, yes I have. The days of waistcoats and aertex shirts with retaurant logos are far behind me, praise Allah.
36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Cough sweets for my boss. She embarassingly insisted on giving me money for doing this.
37. Ever throw up in public? Ah yes. the fabled days of the whooping cough, when neuro puked on all things and people indiscriminately for many weeks, including her own clothes, which can be seen in many family photos. All the cousins and neuro: in her knickers with a bit of sick on the side of her mouth.
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? I believe that the former bringeth the latter. Or is it the reverse? Either way I'l take the cash - not risking a booby prize, thanks.
39. Do you believe in love at first sight? Oh piss off.
40. Ever call a 1-900 number? What's this now?
41. Can exes be friends? They can be ex-friends?
42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Mona! (bun in oven)
43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Not after they shaved me.
44. What message is on your answering machine? "Hello, you have reached the morgue. If you have died and would like to be refrigerated, please press 1. If you would like to leave a message for neuro, please press your own bellybutton which will make a beep sound. Then say stuff."
45. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? This no mean much me.
46. What was the name of your first pet? Scotch (cat) and Ted (dog) were both around at the same time. I don't know who came first. I know who died first though. Granny.
47. What is in your purse? Do you mean handbag? Again, sexist. Answer: the usual. Plus a lot of litter.
48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Ooh, naughty!
49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? My ham sandwich.