Your handwriting is as special as you are.

Congratulations on the new site. It looks nice and minimalistic. Of course, my site would be one hundred million times better if only I hadn't lost the root password to my web server, and now I can't change the directory permissions on /var/www. *sigh* The CD drive is b0rked aswell, so I'm having trouble re-installing.

Anyway, enough of this egomanical chatter. I'm off to restart some actual work after an extended lunch. Yes, EXTENDED!