I'm considering getting some female hormones myself... apparently they let you get away with all kinds of stuff.

My mum said that if she's on her period, she can kill people and get away with it. All she needs to do is say to the judge "Ah judge, I was on my period" and she'll be let off the hook.

I almost want to see her kill someone just to see her use that excuse. At least, to see the reaction from the judge.

It's not that you blog is crap, Claire. It just seems to have lost focus over the past week.
You need to take stock and invest some time in thinking about how you can re-engage your target market.

A survey would be a good place to start.
Find out what do people like about Neuro's Blog? What do they not like? What characters from the blog would they like to hear more about - maybe these could be given recurring roles?
Would they like to see Neuro tackling important, Zeitgeist-y issues or would they prefer that the tone is kept light and frothy?

Maybe the blog needs some new, proactive and in-yer-face characters to inject some fresh life into proceedings, provoking debate and challenging assumptions people might hold about Neuro's Blog. Celebrity guest spots are a quick and easy way to achieve this.

Or maybe all the site needs is a glitzy makeover. Lots of pinks and purples, bright and bold text to really catch the eye, and you know when it comes to blogs you can't wrong with some anime!

For more suggestions, please visit my new weblog consultancy agency at http://uncrapyourblog.blogspot.com.

Thanks for listening and we wish you all the best of luck with you blog in the future.

I think you could increase readership dramatically by chewing things for a couple of minutes, spitting them out, photographing them and then offering prizes to whoever can guess what they are.

Worst blog ever.

Now see what you've made me do; after much goading and consideration I've gawn and made a rash decision.

If a lamp falls in my bedroom and nobody is there to hear it, can I still fill a teacup with my tears of inadequacy?

That blog entry was young and foolish. It thought it's days would last forever.

My blog is considerably more orange than yours. HAHA.

Also.. that blog sucked. Much like some of mine do. (Not as much as yours though. Naturally). It made my penis flaccid.

I read that blog, and found it to be inoffensive, yet unmemorable. Don't listen to the peasents - let them read, er, cake!