While I'm away sleep-talking to oppressive Brits about God and doctrine you are having a riotous time? I don't think that was part of the pre-nup, my dear staggering little drunk.

Glad you are using the time well. AP and I are off to look at some Cathedrals now. I hope the comment box communicates my smug, sober, sense of self righteousness, you drunk you.

See you later, Tipsy McStagger,

Husband

That is fucking disgraceful, you big disgrace.

Knacker drinking eh? I must go do that again sometime, for the sneer.

Oh, and I thought I would just share this with you while I'm loitering with a tent.

I just did a fart right, and it sounded like a STRANGULATED QUACK. I'm a legend.

Ah sure, you're only 17 once.

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