Oh dear! Is the car badly damaged?

I have a car. I can't drive though so I'm thinking of keeping chickens in it. But what if they learned how to drive? I'd never see them and their precious eggs again!

Of course chickens can drive - why else do you think there are special hen-dicapped spaces?

Aren't I just hilarious? *runs away fast*

She marked the bumper but nothing else, thankfully. I made a voodoo doll in her likeness though, so she won't be doing any more driving, you'll be pleased to hear.

Precious eggs and hendicapped spaces indeed.

You both are on probation.

Did I ever tell you the story of the cow that fell from the sky and ploughed through someones windshield? Its a true story, you know. The cow landed on the bonnet, his hoof crashed through the windscreen and plunged through the unfortunate drivers sternum, mashing up her heart and lungs. She died.

Let that be a lesson to you. Even if you drive a mini, attach bull bars. You just never know when its going to start raining Fresians.

Damn cows! Always with the staring! I always had the feeling they were just about to pounce. I was right!