Sugardrop honeysuckle sweet-thing baby,
Maybe you shouldn't be airing our paternity plans on the Interweb for all your internets to laugh at.
Not least because I am as impotent as Twenty Major and other such old smoking Dubs long past the male menopause.
Posted by Zoomtard at March 15, 2005 12:06 AMWho in christs name gives a baby an oversized green pepper to play with.
Posted by tommy at March 15, 2005 10:45 AMI too find taping babies down with red duct tape an effective way to silence their childish shenannigens.
Posted by mr_angry at March 15, 2005 10:58 AMAt the weekend my nine month old nephew was having a great time playing with a strip plug extension lead.
Thankfully I got a few photos for social services.
Posted by neuro-praxis at March 15, 2005 12:16 PM