Comments: NO BABIES

Sugardrop honeysuckle sweet-thing baby,

Maybe you shouldn't be airing our paternity plans on the Interweb for all your internets to laugh at.

Not least because I am as impotent as Twenty Major and other such old smoking Dubs long past the male menopause.

Posted by Zoomtard at March 15, 2005 12:06 AM

Who in christs name gives a baby an oversized green pepper to play with.

Posted by tommy at March 15, 2005 10:45 AM

I too find taping babies down with red duct tape an effective way to silence their childish shenannigens.

Posted by mr_angry at March 15, 2005 10:58 AM

At the weekend my nine month old nephew was having a great time playing with a strip plug extension lead.

Thankfully I got a few photos for social services.

Posted by neuro-praxis at March 15, 2005 12:16 PM