Comments: New Favourite

You can *bake* pizzas? But...but..I thought they grow magically in the feezer?

Posted by Potato at March 31, 2005 12:23 AM

Yes. You can bake them. This is a cold hard fact. Also, the easter bunny died of ebola and Mrs. Clause used to turn tricks before she landed Santa.

Posted by neuro-praxis at March 31, 2005 11:21 AM

Your lies make baby Jesus cry. The Easter Bunny is alive and well! I've let it stay at my place for a post-easter chill out session. It was a very busy Easter due to the increasaed number of fatty children in Ireland.

As for Mrs. Claus(e), well I'm not sure I care that much. Her idiot husband brought me the wrong present back in 1986. He left no receipt so I couldn't even return it the following year. Idiot.

Posted by bonzo at March 31, 2005 07:43 PM