Glug glug

"Let the record show that the witness made the 'drinky-drinky' motion."

Yaay neuro's back excreti...writing again!

Some suggestions for questions:
"Do you want to come back to our place to play Twister!?"
"Personally I think that non practising Christians will burn in the flames of hell. What do you think?"
"Your hips..hmmm..not exactly a child bearing size eh?"

Your thinly veiled insults don't hurt me! (sob)

And as for your questions...tsk. If they don't deeply embarass the girl, they'll at least make her think we're freaks.

What's wrong with you Potato? Not a social grace in sight, tut tut.

Indeed, your novelty conversation pieces will set this girl's mind at ease.

I find politely asking if a person "has game" or not a good way to begin.

If they say they do then you reply with "Well come on Chump!" and throw a basketball at them.

The ensueing game of Street Ball will allow you to establish the newly formed groups "alpha male" and decide who has breeding rights.