Have you smelled our dishwasher recently?

Tg

What kind of people put an air freshner in the dishwasher?
People who don't wash their dishes before putting them in the washer. People who wash first are silly.

Hi-larious!

I won't be sleeping in your bed for a fortnight but then again, I do get to cosy up every night to a 19 year old fella from Cork whose interests include farting and night terrors with nothing but a thin sheet of nylon between us and the packs of wild dogs that roam the streets of Eastern Ukraine.

I have the best job in the world.

I have toasters to go look at...

Zoomtardachenko