Don't worry, I'm sure at some stage bleached brown tops will come back into fashion.

In Ukraine, they call heartburn, "a blessing from God". They also eat pigs ears, goats hooves, sheep brains, beef tongue and pickled chocolate. In the same meal. And that meal is brekfast. And it is all sitting in a bread made from lard. Because they use their dark brown bread to make a barely alcoholic beer.

I wish I was joking.

Ukrainian food (and pop music) (and hairstyles) is more proof of Original Sin.

See y'all when Comrade Lenin decides to release me.

-Zoomtardski in Kharkiv.

Gaviscon, you tool.