I know EXACTLY what you went through with your nose related agony. I once considered getting my nose pierced, but opted for the safer option of just having it removed all together. It is now septic and I'm having difficulty breathing.

Ah OG, you could:

1) Clean up your nose with the right dose of antiseptic and anti-biotics.
2) Cauturise the wound.
3) Install a flesh-coloured, one-metre hose in place of your old nose, and start doing children's parties as "The Human Elephant".
4) O, you're probably going to need extensive ear modifications for this to work well, but it's all worth it when you see those screaming faces.

Its been fucking ages since I've read your blog, which will come as no surprise since I notice it hasn't been updated in nearly a month. What will all those poor postgraduate students with too much time on their hands do? I used to know how they felt, but not I am just a hollow shell of the corporate world LIKE YOU!

I demand to be approved. Its all I have left you know.

now that mr angry has voiced it, i feel at liberty to jump on his band wagon and shout 'hear hear!' as we pass through the empty streets of neuroland.
get a move on neuro, i want to hear more about your nose and all its' puss related glory.
respectfully, O.G

Have you died from nose-related septic crap? This is all very inappropriate if you have. If so, please let me know so I can take you off my blogroll. Ain't got no space for dead people.