How did you expect your husband to get you anything appropriate for British beef day if blood is banned? I mean, the best thing he could have done there is said "Happy British beef day!" and dropped a large, bloody steak on the ground. YOU KNOW IT.
PS: Paul gave me a call today wondering why your domain was doing 7.4 gigs of traffic over the last 3 weeks. That's roughly 8 times what you actually got in January. SOMETHING IS A FOOT!
Posted by David Barrett at February 7, 2006 10:32 PMWe're evangelical Christians Dave! There is no point in doing anything unless there is COPIOUS amounts of blood involved.
I actually ceremonially slaughtered the beef-organism imported from Leeds, daubed the blood on my body and then stormed her defenses.
Posted by zoompritiation at February 8, 2006 10:24 AMSome things are best kept to the married couple, or aired in a twelve-part series on HBO.
Posted by David Barrett at February 8, 2006 06:26 PM