No need for a path. Just a couple of tonnes of dynamite (just to make sure) and a few of your REAL friends will go and blow up UCD (forever). I could offer you your own words that you gave me when I was similarly victimised by google, but I assume you kept a copy of them for yourself. They are still true. They were helpful words (regarding God's sovereignty) and now I am glad I don't work there as I would have actually had to work, among other reasons.

PS. I am not actually one of your REAL friends so count me out on the dynamite score. I know you need REAL friends at times like this, but tough. I'm just a real friend. The path will be ready by friday, even though I am up to my eyes with wedding prep.

Librarians are crap anyway. They're nothing but spiteful paper-pushing, shelf-stackers. SO THERE.

Don't worry Claire. I have already pissed on UCD's entry in my phone book. That'll teach them.

Emm... don't want disturb the lovely shag carpet that is Neuro's home with a serious comment but have you tried your hand at some writing? Some of us strange folk seem to find you amusing some how.