What the hells wrong with having three hubcaps?!

I have three. I think it makes my car look jaunty.

My car had three hubcaps too, until I took it to have new tires put on and they said to me, "But ma'am, this is a spare." and I said - "What are you talking about?" And apparently, I did have a fourth hubcap, on my actual tire, that was well and truly hidden in the trunk.

Who woulda thunk?

I felt like an ass. Who doesn't know that they've been driving around for months on the spare - that you aren't supposed to take over 40 mph?

I LOVE the money on the ground. That's brilliant.