I am burdened with co-workers who think every blip in the computer systems requires commenting on and tutting over, who feel talking to actual people is a pain, who think storytelling hour is a bad idea because it encourages more children to come. TO A PUBLIC LIBRARY. Crazies.

Yours sounds nice and peaceful though. Dunno what you're complaining about.

But do you have free Ben & Jerry's?

AHA! I THOUGHT NOT!