Oh man, what I wouldn't give for a ham sandwich right now. I'll just have to make do with this raw squid jammed between two sheets of desiccated seaweed :(

Hello Sushi Boy!

It was the simplest of sandwiches. White bread, good ham, a little butter. Cut into four triangles. It made me happy. I liked it so much that I made myself another one for my lunch today. It is sitting under my desk now, awaiting its munchy fate.

White bread cut into triangles? Excuse me, your highness. Don't mind me and my dessicated squid jam between two sheets of white printer paper.

I can't help that mine was a birth of nobility, you filthy common serf scrag.

ahh neuro you make me laugh more than alcohol. let's hang out.

This is a disgrace. We are all well aware that most of these answers are blatant lies. What a shambles. This entire post is like a car that has careened off the road, struck a ditch and is now tumbling, tumbling through the air to slay the dragon.

If you can't tell, I am presently getting fairly tipsy off some Côtes-du-Rhône. Current consumption: 0.95 glasses. Truth value: painfully so.